Sangkatutaaaaak na Survey!!! (Pamatay-Oras)

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY.
(lets see if you can get through it. If not, you're too scared about your past)

-Longest relationship?
Four years, two months and eight days.

-Shortest relationship:
Six months?

- Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were dating?
Ngayon lang.  Palagay ko.

- Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Yewk.  Cheesy.  Yes.

-Have you ever made a gf/bf cry?
Yep.

-Have you ever been cheated by your gf/bf?
Yep.

- Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yep.

- Talk to any of your exes?
Never.

- If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of ur exes would you?
I don’t like any of my exes so they should be gone forever, annihilated.  Har-har!

- Think any of your ex's feel the same way?
Maybe.  I was a monster.

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Ngayon?  Palagay ko.

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Mga kriminal o mga potential rapists?  Palagay ko hindi naman.

-Have you dated someone older than you?
Yep.

- Younger ?
No.

-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes, meron din sa mga exes.

Forty Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what. (40 daw?! di
naman e!)

from whom was your last text from?
-parang mahilig ka sa from…  from Mister P.

[Two] Where was your primary picture taken at?
- Japan!

[Three] What's your middle initial?
-J

[Four] Your current relationship status?
- In a relationship.  Superb.

[Five] Does your crush(s) like you back?
- I don’t know.

[Six] What is your current mood?
- Sleepy.

[Seven] What's your mom's name?
- Ma. Socorro.  <Whapack!>

[Eight] What color shirt are you wearing?
- Ecru.

[Nine] When was the last time you were drunk?
- March 16, 2008

[Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
-  Yep.

[Eleven] Have a crazy side?
- Many crazy sides.

[Twelve] Favorite song?
- Wildflower

[Thirteen] Something you do a lot?
- Talk

[Fifteen] Do you wanna see somebody?
- Yes.

[Sixteen] Name someone with the same
birthday as you?
- Steve Buschemi, Leonardo DaVinci

[Seventeen] When was the last time you cried?
- Can’t remember.

[Eighteen] Who would you do anything for?
- For my own survival.

[Nineteen] Who is your idol?
- Umberto Eco

[Twenty] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex
- Eyes

[Twenty-two] What's your biggest secret?
- You think I’d spill that one out?

[Twenty-three] Where is your ex?
- I don’t know.

[Twenty-four] Favorite movie?
- The Godfather, ‘yung part I and LOTR.

[Twenty-five] Do you still watch kiddy program?
- On DVDs?  Yes!

[Twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
- Nothing
[Twenty-seven] Do you speak any other dialect?
- Martian

[Twenty-eight] What’s your favorite smell?
- Mister Penguin’s fart.

[Twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word, what would it be?
- Fantabulous!

[Thirty-three] What should you be doing?
- Sleeping

[Thirty-eight] Do you act differently around the person you like?
- Pambata lang ‘yon.

[Thirty-nine] What is your natural hair color?
- Brown pag nasisinagan ng araw, pero mukhang itim pag fluorescent light.

[Forty] Who was the last person/s to make you smile?
- Mister Penguin.

1.       Who is in the room with you?
► Mister Penguin

2. who was the last person to text you?
► Mister Penguin

3. Whose house did you last go to?
► Aside from our house, Mister Penguin’s

4. Who was the last person you told that you love him/her and meant it?
► Mister Penguin

* THE WHATS;

5. What was the last thing you ate?
► Strawberry frost

6. What was the last thing you did?
► Surf the net

7 . What color pants are you wearing?
► Black

8. What is the closest item near you that is blue?
► Computer table

9. What are you wearing on your feet?
► Stiletto sandals

10. What instant messaging service do you use?
► Not applicable

11. What is your favorite website?
► Friendster, google, you tube

12. What is your favorite pair of shoes?
► My artwork slippers (shoes nga eh!)

13. What do you wear more: jeans or trackies?
► Nothing. Hahaha!

14. What is the last movie watched?
► Moviehouse: 10000BC; DVD: The Last King of Scotland

15. What do you currently hear right now?
► Bloody band


* THE WHENS;

16. When did you last go to the mall? with whom?
► Last Sunday with Mister Penguin

17. When did you last buy a new pair of pants? with whom?
► Last Christmas with Mister Penguin

18. When did you last take a shower?
► This morning.

* THE WHERES;

20. Where is your phone?
► In my bag.

21. Where is your mom?
► I don’t know.

22. where do you sleep?
► in my room.

23. Where do you shop the most?
► SM City Marilao!!!  <Whapack!>

24 . Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
► Company perks.  Hahaha!!!

25. Where in your house are you?
► Not at home.

26. Where was your default picture taken?
► Sa Japan!  Bioman ako eh!


* THE WHY'S;

27. Why did you fall in love with the one you love or have loved?
► Because he is perfect for me.

28. Why does, basically, half the world have friendster?
► Because people always have the tenacity to be in touch with each other and share trivia to the world.

30. Why did you pick your friendster user name?
► That’s my real name.

31. Why did you pick your background?
► I’m a golf fan.  Used to be.

32. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
► Because I feel good.  His kiss is on my list of the best things in life.

33. when was your last kiss?
► A few seconds ago.

34. with whom?
► Mister Penguin.

1. may niDelete ka ba sa frends mo?
- Meron, pero baka hindi niya alam.  Hahaha!!!

2. san ka galing kanina?
- Sa opisina.

3. anu ginawa mo?
- Nagtrabaho.

4. anu nagpatawa sayo?
- Utot ni Mister Penguin.

5. sun smart globe?
- Globe.  Gusto mo ng number?  You wish!

6. anung meron sa buhok mo?
- Alikabok, ipit, kemikal at ano pa.  Pero wala naming kuto.

7. san ka pupunta bukas?
- Sa opisina.

8. sino kasama mo kanina?
- Officemates.

9. umuulan ba jan?
- Mainit nga eh.

10. masaya ba summer mo ngaun?
- Sana.

11. excited ka na ba pumasok?
- Saan?

12. masaya ka ba kahapon?
- Ayos lang.

13. bakit?
- Masaya pala.  Hahaha!!!  Ang dami mo kasing tanong eh.

14. gusto mo roadtrip?
- Yup.

15. san yung hule?
- Sa buong Bulakan.

16. nood tayo sine gusto mo?
- Aiko.

17. eh sayaw?
- Aiko.

18. anung huling kinain mo?
- Daliri.

19. pakapalan na, cute ka ba?
- Mukhang.

20. nagkaron ka na ba ng bulutong?
- Yep.

21. eh ng pigsa?
- Oo, sa pwet!

22. taghiyawat?
- Yep!

23. pano ka kumaen ng burger?
- Nginunguya.

24. pano ka manood ng t.v?
- Nakaupo.

25. kumakanta ka ba habang naliligo?
- Yep!

26. anu nilalaro mo nung bata ka pa?
- Chinese garter

27. nakasunog ka na ba? ng kahit ano?
- Oo, ng bukid.

28. nagnakaw ka na ba?
- Oo ng sulyap at ng sagot sa test paper.

29. pano mo sasabihin sa isang tao na ayaw mo na?
- Aiko.

3o. may dala ka bang bag kanina?
- Meron

31. anung laman?
- Payong, cologne, kikay kit, panyo, yosi.

32. may aso ba kayo?
- Meron

33. pusa?
- Wala

34. sino bespren mo?
- Mister Penguin.

35. tumatawid ka ba kahit naka-go sign?
- Oo para astig.

Comments

[Emie]

aj, saan mo nakuha si yellow 4? pahingi ng pink 5!